Tuesday, October 11, 2011

War of words



After a long time, it was one fateful day; I won the war-of-words with BH. He is extremely witty and hence funny most of the times. Winning the war-of-words with him is actually like winning a World level debate competition for me. And all happened on the same day!

Kissing the trophy and holding out the trophy in my hand, let me present you the 4 episodes which led me to the victory!

Step - 1
I was extremely upset with his joyful comment on a sensitive topic and then…

BH: Why do you take things seriously?
Me: I can’t be light hearted all the time.
BH: Oh yeah right.. Women after marriage become heavy, so does the heart..
Me: He he. Very funny
BH:  LOL.. LOL.. Even you agreed when you laughed. You should have laughed saying ‘She-She’ why did you choose ‘He-He’?
Me: That’s because the joke was bad!


And the next - 2
He stopped as he walked past the mirror, smiled and..

BH: Don’t you think you are very lucky? Whenever, I see my reflection I feel that.
Me: Ahh! Stop using my eyes as mirror. You will forget the whole world!

Ahh almost there - 3
Rarely does he brag. But, this was one of the rarest of the times..

BH: People like me wherever I go. Everyone in college knew me. I had female fan following also. People came to me; in fact they still come to me with their problems, I could solve their problem just like that.
Me: Ok. Ok. Cool. Sit down. Go back to your memories of third standard science lessons. The earth revolves round the sun, not you!

Final Blow - 4
Back from office, after a hectic day, both of us had missed out on the days’ happenings. We switched on the news channel to know the news. And after few minutes,

BH: This paid media! Never give the exact news, they give their opinions. All of them are biased!
Me:  Hmm.. I was just wondering.. Isn’t everyone bi-ass-ed?

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With ROARING Applause in the background, I humbly utter “Thank you, Thank you!” 






92 comments:

  1. @NonaNona! I have not seen a faster person than you! Don't miss 's' by the way :P

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  2. What a blow at the end!! Congrats :-)

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  3. "Women after marriage become heavy" - Completely agree,Who can be a better sample :).
    "bi-ASS-ed" - LOL ,i like the way u rip words apart and give them a whole new MEAN-ing

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  4. @Sharada I just hope this post does not cause bellow at home :P

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  5. Ha ha ha :) LOLsss Sahana.. pretty witty you too.. Wow you play with words.. very well written.

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  6. Lovely post :)!!! Loved the he he part and the bi-ass-ed!!! Totally hilarious. Laughed out aloud for the he he part that my room mates started staring at me :D

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  7. Brilliant !!! In my house I am the one who has a way with words, my hubby is a quiet person, so such occasions aren't too common, but on the rare occasion that we have one, and rarer still where, I do let go of a back-and-forth between us and let him have the last word, he does seem pretty chuffed with himself after.....I guess he might feel like you did today.....LOLzz...
    Hilarious post though....congrats on your achievement :DDD

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  8. Clap Clap Clap :)

    She-She and He-he..Too good :)

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  9. :) i liked the she - she he he he he..

    and congrats but then let me ask BH did he do this on purpose jsut so you could be happy HA HA HA HA :)

    Bikram's

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  10. Actually I am a big BH fan (remember we have procrastination in common), so I am not that happy :( :(....there is corruption on every panel (phew) or I agree with Bikramjit ..maybe he did it on purpose to make you happy...he must be a generous soul :P :P :P :P

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  11. :D she she she she she :D

    and, i think third one is the winner ;)

    #_#
    The Blunt Blog

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  12. bi-ass-ed is tooo good. heheheee.. loved all the 4 situations. kudos to you Sahana... :)

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  13. hahaaaa....Lovely post.....:)

    An interesting read...enjoyed it.

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  14. Lost in your eyes and earth revolves around sun not you, superb... I'm so proud of you, you go girl!!!
    Cheers to that!!!

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  15. Ha ha.. this is such a lovely post.. And glad to have connected with such a smart women..:)

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  16. Voila :D love the Science one!!! ;)
    Congrats on your Victory its indeed a big one

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  17. Dont celebrate success just yet... BH might come up with a better one :D Just kidding...

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  18. What a come back Sahana!! You gave him a fitting reply.Its difficult to shut a witty mouth but you excelled all the way!! Kudos!! :-)

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  19. @The life-a-holic Lol.. Hope your room mates are quite understanding.. :D

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  20. @AAD Lol.. Anjali.. That was a detailed insight of my feeling :D :D :D
    Thank you... :)

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  21. @Ashwini Thank Thank you.. :)
    Enjoyed? I loved that then!

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  22. @Bikramjit Am happy that you liked? BH did it on purpose? Who cares, I am partying away. What matters is the win.
    After winning the world cup, if someone says that the match was fixed, do we care? :P

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  23. @SuKupedia :) :) Lady! Lady! BH is pulling his collar up. He is saying he has saying he has seen win in his failures...
    He already has an ego that can be distributed to the whole world, and still there will a big one left. :D Your comment is a booster!

    On purpose? Ya.. When a person who wins usually loses, this is what he/she will say.. :) And pankhas too :P :P

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  24. @TheBluntBlogger That was an actual 'Gentle reminder' Chintan! ;)

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  25. @Nishana Thank you Nishana! :) It is wonderful to be connected to you too. A dedicated and wonderful mother blogger! :)

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  26. @Ramya Eureka Eureka one? LOL.. Thank you! Come lets party out.. :P

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  27. @Binu Thomas Na.. I live in the present, I will party tonight. Wanna join? ;)
    If he comes up with better one, the onus is on him.

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  28. @Upasana Thank you Upasana for the warm gesture :)

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  29. WoWs >> 'W'ar 'o'f 'W'ord's'
    hehehe

    Good One...
    bi-ass-ed is a new addition to dictionary... i already knew a similar usage of 'assume'... perhaps more arsenal for the next 'WoWs'

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  30. @Abu Playing with words is such a wonderful thing! Wow!
    There are many such words actually. Timely delivery is what makes it more effective.

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  31. Standing Ovation!! hihii super read :) Especially the term "bi-ass-ed"

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  32. 1st of all, congrats on your achievement :P .. Seriously, this is one good blog-post. Enjoyed a lot.

    Earth revolves round the Sun :D :D

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  33. @Sahana - I had such fun reading this one.. and the last punchline - Toooo MUCH :) !!

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  34. @Aparna Hey.. Thanks Aparna.. And did you say TWO much? ;) :-D :-D LOL!!!!

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  35. That was superb! Proud of you for having won over your BH! :)


    Here's a blog award for you :)

    http://namratam.blogspot.com/p/awards.html

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  36. a good light read...i loved the third episode...hahahaha!

    My Third Eye

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  37. @Namrata Mahalingam Double thanks Namrata..
    1) For being proud
    2) For honoring me with the award! :)

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  38. @Rohit Sareen Glad to know that the post which is filled with laughters is not heavy ;)

    Thank you for the comment. Means a lot to me!

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  39. ha ha haaaaaa, I can't stop laughing.

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  40. hehe.. good one :D

    Weakest LINK

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  41. Good, hilarious one!!
    That looked like a real war zone. especially when you ripped the word apart in the end. :-)

    May be BH is waiting for his turn. So, for now, congrtz on winning the war.

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  42. nan comment yelli hoitu? :((

    congrats anta hakidde

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  43. wow- too cool- nakki nakki hotte novu bandidehe...

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  44. Hi, you are tagged here. Enjoy :)
    http://ash-aqua-girl.blogspot.com/2011/10/your-blog-is-great-award.html

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  45. Great convo, congrats on your victory.

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  46. @leoPaw Lol.. I think the whole human race is ripped apart in the end ;)

    Maybe he is. But for now, it is party time..
    Thank you.. :)

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  47. Good post... finally you won the war.. congrates...

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  48. Every episode was nice to read! congrats!!

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  49. Hello Suhana, i'm first time here.

    I like the abbreviations and definitions explained in the side bar of the blog. This way a new reader doesn't get confused.

    When i began to read the post, i was expecting the normal chit chat.. but am glad i was all smiles after finishing the post! btw, it's tough for women to win when it comes to our better half, so it must be celebrated the way u have done by sharing with all.

    good going

    RESTLESS

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  50. Btw, i was curious as to why did u name ur blog as Ahamkara - war of words?

    RESTLESS

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  51. He he, She She! That was really funny! I will stick to an LOL!

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  52. I concur with Richa - BIG LOLs indeed :D

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  53. had fun time with ur post.good post.

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  54. Hilarious! War of words are common in most homes, in ours, I am always the loser :(

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  55. girls rock!!!
    Here's an award for you...for your success!! :-) http://sunnysneha93.blogspot.com/p/awards.html

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  56. Brilliant and super hillarious....the most wittiest reply i have ever came across....Cool & keep up the good work.... :)

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  57. ROFL...fun read....

    Cheers!
    SUB

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  58. well... i think BH is a nice fellow and i should support him :P :)

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  59. @A Restless Mind With A Sensitive Heart! Welcome dear Indian woman,
    Am glad you were entertained at the end. Why I have named my blog Ahamkaara, is because that is the egotism behind what 'I' feel and what 'I' experience. When I am expressing that on words, I thought I should attribute it to the egotism. Ego is not negative always.
    Why war of words? Because, there is a lot of word-play in this post. Didn't you feel so?

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  60. @Richa Safer Bet eh? Never mind. :) As long as you are LOL-ing there is no worries.. :)

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  61. @yashika Thank you Yashika! Am happy too.. :)

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  62. @Gautam Ahh-Haa! That is how you win hearts! Ain't it? Losing words, you win the world(s)!
    You got a wrong smiley dude. It is :)

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  63. @Sneha Sunny Thanks a lot Sneha! My My.. People are making me smile so much.. I am scared.. My lips might touch ears!

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  64. @Rondrita Thank you Rondrita for the wonderful comment. You made the curve.. ofcourse of the lips go deeper! :)

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  65. This one's simply superb! Who in the world said girls are dumb? :-) Show this to them!

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