After a long time, it was one fateful day; I won the war-of-words with BH. He is extremely witty and hence funny most of the times. Winning the war-of-words with him is actually like winning a World level debate competition for me. And all happened on the same day!
Kissing the trophy and holding out the trophy in my hand, let me present you the 4 episodes which led me to the victory!
Step - 1
I was extremely upset with his joyful comment on a sensitive topic and then…
BH: Why do you take things seriously?
BH: Oh yeah right.. Women after marriage become heavy, so does the heart..
Me: He he. Very funny
BH: LOL.. LOL.. Even you agreed when you laughed. You should have laughed saying ‘She-She’ why did you choose ‘He-He’?
Me: That’s because the joke was bad!
And the next - 2
He stopped as he walked past the mirror, smiled and..
BH: Don’t you think you are very lucky? Whenever, I see my reflection I feel that.
Me: Ahh! Stop using my eyes as mirror. You will forget the whole world!
Ahh almost there - 3
Rarely does he brag. But, this was one of the rarest of the times..
BH: People like me wherever I go. Everyone in college knew me. I had female fan following also. People came to me; in fact they still come to me with their problems, I could solve their problem just like that.
Me: Ok. Ok. Cool. Sit down. Go back to your memories of third standard science lessons. The earth revolves round the sun, not you!
Final Blow - 4
Back from office, after a hectic day, both of us had missed out on the days’ happenings. We switched on the news channel to know the news. And after few minutes,
BH: This paid media! Never give the exact news, they give their opinions. All of them are biased!
Me: Hmm.. I was just wondering.. Isn’t everyone bi-ass-ed?