Tuesday, October 11, 2011

# HE SAYS - SHE SAYS # LAUGH TRACK

War of words

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After a long time, it was one fateful day; I won the war-of-words with BH. He is extremely witty and hence funny most of the times. Winning the war-of-words with him is actually like winning a World level debate competition for me. And all happened on the same day!

Kissing the trophy and holding out the trophy in my hand, let me present you the 4 episodes which led me to the victory!

Step - 1
I was extremely upset with his joyful comment on a sensitive topic and then…

BH: Why do you take things seriously?
Me: I can’t be light hearted all the time.
BH: Oh yeah right.. Women after marriage become heavy, so does the heart..
Me: He he. Very funny
BH:  LOL.. LOL.. Even you agreed when you laughed. You should have laughed saying ‘She-She’ why did you choose ‘He-He’?
Me: That’s because the joke was bad!


And the next - 2
He stopped as he walked past the mirror, smiled and..

BH: Don’t you think you are very lucky? Whenever, I see my reflection I feel that.
Me: Ahh! Stop using my eyes as mirror. You will forget the whole world!

Ahh almost there - 3
Rarely does he brag. But, this was one of the rarest of the times..

BH: People like me wherever I go. Everyone in college knew me. I had female fan following also. People came to me; in fact they still come to me with their problems, I could solve their problem just like that.
Me: Ok. Ok. Cool. Sit down. Go back to your memories of third standard science lessons. The earth revolves round the sun, not you!

Final Blow - 4
Back from office, after a hectic day, both of us had missed out on the days’ happenings. We switched on the news channel to know the news. And after few minutes,

BH: This paid media! Never give the exact news, they give their opinions. All of them are biased!
Me:  Hmm.. I was just wondering.. Isn’t everyone bi-ass-ed?

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With ROARING Applause in the background, I humbly utter “Thank you, Thank you!” 






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89 comments:

  1. NonaOctober 11, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    :) Applause Applause.

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  2. Sahana RaoOctober 11, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    @NonaNona! I have not seen a faster person than you! Don't miss 's' by the way :P

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  3. Aravind M SOctober 11, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    Good one!!!

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  4. SharadaOctober 11, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    What a blow at the end!! Congrats :-)

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  5. SelviOctober 11, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    "Women after marriage become heavy" - Completely agree,Who can be a better sample :).
    "bi-ASS-ed" - LOL ,i like the way u rip words apart and give them a whole new MEAN-ing

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  6. Sahana RaoOctober 11, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    @Aravind M S Thank you Aravind :)

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  7. Sahana RaoOctober 11, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    @Sharada I just hope this post does not cause bellow at home :P

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  8. Sahana RaoOctober 11, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    @Selvi :-D that was good too! Lol!!

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  9. ಅಶ್ವಿನಿ/ AshwiniOctober 11, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    Ha ha ha :) LOLsss Sahana.. pretty witty you too.. Wow you play with words.. very well written.

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  10. Writing BeeOctober 11, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    Lovely post :)!!! Loved the he he part and the bi-ass-ed!!! Totally hilarious. Laughed out aloud for the he he part that my room mates started staring at me :D

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  11. AADOctober 11, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Brilliant !!! In my house I am the one who has a way with words, my hubby is a quiet person, so such occasions aren't too common, but on the rare occasion that we have one, and rarer still where, I do let go of a back-and-forth between us and let him have the last word, he does seem pretty chuffed with himself after.....I guess he might feel like you did today.....LOLzz...
    Hilarious post though....congrats on your achievement :DDD

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  12. BikramOctober 11, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    :) i liked the she - she he he he he..

    and congrats but then let me ask BH did he do this on purpose jsut so you could be happy HA HA HA HA :)

    Bikram's

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  13. Swathi VivekOctober 11, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    fab fab!! ;-)

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  14. SuKupedia ™ :) :)October 11, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    Actually I am a big BH fan (remember we have procrastination in common), so I am not that happy :( :(....there is corruption on every panel (phew) or I agree with Bikramjit ..maybe he did it on purpose to make you happy...he must be a generous soul :P :P :P :P

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  15. AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    :D she she she she she :D

    and, i think third one is the winner ;)

    #_#
    The Blunt Blog

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  16. AnandOctober 11, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    bi-ass-ed is tooo good. heheheee.. loved all the 4 situations. kudos to you Sahana... :)

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  17. IrfanuddinOctober 11, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    hahaaaa....Lovely post.....:)

    An interesting read...enjoyed it.

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  18. Saru SinghalOctober 11, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    Lost in your eyes and earth revolves around sun not you, superb... I'm so proud of you, you go girl!!!
    Cheers to that!!!

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  19. http://mindlesslampoons.blogspot.com/October 12, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    This one took the cake
    'Ahh almost there - 3'

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  20. MumLee October 12, 2011 at 1:10 AM

    Ha ha.. this is such a lovely post.. And glad to have connected with such a smart women..:)

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  21. RamyaOctober 12, 2011 at 8:55 AM

    Voila :D love the Science one!!! ;)
    Congrats on your Victory its indeed a big one

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  22. BGTOctober 12, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Dont celebrate success just yet... BH might come up with a better one :D Just kidding...

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  23. UpasanaOctober 12, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    What a come back Sahana!! You gave him a fitting reply.Its difficult to shut a witty mouth but you excelled all the way!! Kudos!! :-)

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  24. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    @ಅಶ್ವಿನಿ/ Ashwini Hey Ashwini! Thank you.. :)

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  25. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    @The life-a-holic Lol.. Hope your room mates are quite understanding.. :D

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  26. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    @AAD Lol.. Anjali.. That was a detailed insight of my feeling :D :D :D
    Thank you... :)

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  27. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:06 AM

    @Ashwini Thank Thank you.. :)
    Enjoyed? I loved that then!

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  28. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    @Bikramjit Am happy that you liked? BH did it on purpose? Who cares, I am partying away. What matters is the win.
    After winning the world cup, if someone says that the match was fixed, do we care? :P

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  29. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    @Swathi Vivek Muuah :) Thank you.. :)

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  30. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    @SuKupedia :) :) Lady! Lady! BH is pulling his collar up. He is saying he has saying he has seen win in his failures...
    He already has an ego that can be distributed to the whole world, and still there will a big one left. :D Your comment is a booster!

    On purpose? Ya.. When a person who wins usually loses, this is what he/she will say.. :) And pankhas too :P :P

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  31. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    @TheBluntBlogger That was an actual 'Gentle reminder' Chintan! ;)

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  32. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    @Anand Thanks a lot Anand.. :)

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  33. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    @IRFANUDDIN Thank you Irfan! :)

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  34. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    @Saru Singhal Thanks a lot Saru. Means a lot to me!

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  35. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    @the mind behind the mindless lampoons Nice.. ! I liked that too :)

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  36. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    @Nishana Thank you Nishana! :) It is wonderful to be connected to you too. A dedicated and wonderful mother blogger! :)

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  37. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    @Ramya Eureka Eureka one? LOL.. Thank you! Come lets party out.. :P

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  38. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    @Binu Thomas Na.. I live in the present, I will party tonight. Wanna join? ;)
    If he comes up with better one, the onus is on him.

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  39. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    @Upasana Thank you Upasana for the warm gesture :)

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  40. AbuOctober 12, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    WoWs >> 'W'ar 'o'f 'W'ord's'
    hehehe

    Good One...
    bi-ass-ed is a new addition to dictionary... i already knew a similar usage of 'assume'... perhaps more arsenal for the next 'WoWs'

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  41. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    @Abu Playing with words is such a wonderful thing! Wow!
    There are many such words actually. Timely delivery is what makes it more effective.

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  42. Writing BeeOctober 12, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    Hopefully they are :)

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  43. AnonymousOctober 12, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    Standing Ovation!! hihii super read :) Especially the term "bi-ass-ed"

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  44. Praveen BhatOctober 12, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    1st of all, congrats on your achievement :P .. Seriously, this is one good blog-post. Enjoyed a lot.

    Earth revolves round the Sun :D :D

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  45. AparnaOctober 12, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    @Sahana - I had such fun reading this one.. and the last punchline - Toooo MUCH :) !!

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  46. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    @madouthere LOL!! :-D Thank you.. :)

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  47. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    @Praveen Bhat Thank you Praveen :)

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  48. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    @Aparna Hey.. Thanks Aparna.. And did you say TWO much? ;) :-D :-D LOL!!!!

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  49. Namrata MahalingamOctober 12, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    That was superb! Proud of you for having won over your BH! :)


    Here's a blog award for you :)

    http://namratam.blogspot.com/p/awards.html

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  50. UnknownOctober 12, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    a good light read...i loved the third episode...hahahaha!

    My Third Eye

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  51. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    @Namrata Mahalingam Double thanks Namrata..
    1) For being proud
    2) For honoring me with the award! :)

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  52. Sahana RaoOctober 12, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    @Rohit Sareen Glad to know that the post which is filled with laughters is not heavy ;)

    Thank you for the comment. Means a lot to me!

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  53. ಸೀತಾರಾಮ. ಕೆ. / SITARAM.KOctober 12, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    :-)

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  54. RachitOctober 12, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    hehe.. good one :D

    Weakest LINK

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  55. LeoPawOctober 12, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    Good, hilarious one!!
    That looked like a real war zone. especially when you ripped the word apart in the end. :-)

    May be BH is waiting for his turn. So, for now, congrtz on winning the war.

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  56. Sujatha SathyaOctober 12, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    nan comment yelli hoitu? :((

    congrats anta hakidde

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  57. sushOctober 12, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    wow- too cool- nakki nakki hotte novu bandidehe...

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  58. Aakash KokzOctober 13, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    Great convo, congrats on your victory.

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  59. Sahana RaoOctober 13, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    @Neeraj Kumar Nice to know.. It makes me really happy :)
    @ಸೀತಾರಾಮ. ಕೆ. / SITARAM.K Thank you!
    @Rachit Thank you!

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  60. Sahana RaoOctober 13, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    @leoPaw Lol.. I think the whole human race is ripped apart in the end ;)

    Maybe he is. But for now, it is party time..
    Thank you.. :)

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  61. Sahana RaoOctober 13, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    @Sujatha Sathya Comment aa bandilla.. ! :(

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  62. GirishOctober 13, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    Good post... finally you won the war.. congrates...

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  63. khushuOctober 13, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    Every episode was nice to read! congrats!!

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  64. A Restless Mind With A Sensitive Heart!October 13, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Hello Suhana, i'm first time here.

    I like the abbreviations and definitions explained in the side bar of the blog. This way a new reader doesn't get confused.

    When i began to read the post, i was expecting the normal chit chat.. but am glad i was all smiles after finishing the post! btw, it's tough for women to win when it comes to our better half, so it must be celebrated the way u have done by sharing with all.

    good going

    RESTLESS

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  65. A Restless Mind With A Sensitive Heart!October 13, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Btw, i was curious as to why did u name ur blog as Ahamkara - war of words?

    RESTLESS

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  66. Richa SonpatkiOctober 13, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    He he, She She! That was really funny! I will stick to an LOL!

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  67. Kiran @ KiranTarun.comOctober 13, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    I concur with Richa - BIG LOLs indeed :D

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  68. ChitraOctober 14, 2011 at 12:10 PM

    Hilarious Post !
    haha......

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  69. yashikaOctober 14, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    had fun time with ur post.good post.

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  70. AmiquOctober 14, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    Good one :) Funny..

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  71. GautamOctober 14, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Hilarious! War of words are common in most homes, in ours, I am always the loser :(

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  72. Quirky WritesOctober 14, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    girls rock!!!
    Here's an award for you...for your success!! :-) http://sunnysneha93.blogspot.com/p/awards.html

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  73. RondritaOctober 14, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    Brilliant and super hillarious....the most wittiest reply i have ever came across....Cool & keep up the good work.... :)

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  74. Rahul BhatiaOctober 17, 2011 at 4:57 AM

    Very Enjoyable!

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  75. Subhrashis AdhikariOctober 17, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    ROFL...fun read....

    Cheers!
    SUB

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  76. Misterio VidaOctober 18, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    well... i think BH is a nice fellow and i should support him :P :)

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  77. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    @Girish Thank you Girish :)

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  78. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    @A Restless Mind With A Sensitive Heart! Welcome dear Indian woman,
    Am glad you were entertained at the end. Why I have named my blog Ahamkaara, is because that is the egotism behind what 'I' feel and what 'I' experience. When I am expressing that on words, I thought I should attribute it to the egotism. Ego is not negative always.
    Why war of words? Because, there is a lot of word-play in this post. Didn't you feel so?

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  79. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    @Richa Safer Bet eh? Never mind. :) As long as you are LOL-ing there is no worries.. :)

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  80. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    @Kiran @ KiranTarun.com A BIG Thank you! :)

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  81. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    @Chitra Thank you Chitra! :)

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  82. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    @yashika Thank you Yashika! Am happy too.. :)

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  83. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    @amQ. d unQ. d pacifiQ. Busy in deeP thOts Thank you! :)

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  84. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    @Gautam Ahh-Haa! That is how you win hearts! Ain't it? Losing words, you win the world(s)!
    You got a wrong smiley dude. It is :)

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  85. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    @Sneha Sunny Thanks a lot Sneha! My My.. People are making me smile so much.. I am scared.. My lips might touch ears!

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  86. Sahana RaoOctober 20, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    @Rondrita Thank you Rondrita for the wonderful comment. You made the curve.. ofcourse of the lips go deeper! :)

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  87. KParthasarathiOctober 21, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    An enjoyable post

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  88. Rajendra RaikwarNovember 17, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    great efforts

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  89. whatisinanameJuly 5, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    This one's simply superb! Who in the world said girls are dumb? :-) Show this to them!

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