This is a peek into another window of my world - Twitter. Selected tweets. My favorites. I thought, you may like a few of them.
- Lying to your girl friend? Two results are possible. You are excused Or Your ex-cussed.
- Love at first sight? Why not? If it is a big plot in a posh locality?
- No point in accusing someone of being biased. Every human being on this earth is bi-assed.
- What is 69? Inverted Kama?
- My husband and I exactly opposite in every-way possible! Even when it comes to love, He loves me, and I love him!
- Birth and Death are the only realities of life, All other incidents in-between are reel-ties.
- Seasons of earth changes because of revolution. Seasons at home changes because of rotation of wife's brain :P
- What is Loose motion? The condition in which waste disposal unit of the body disposes waste from both outlets in liquid state #Chemistry
- Girls Beware! One inch addition to your perfect figure, you may end up losing curves. 36-25-36 are perfect squares!
- How I wish I was a serial killer.. There wouldn't have been mindless emotional drama running over thousands of episodes.
- If Salman Khan is put in jail, the Khaidi number plate will be attached to his Chaddi! #Shirtless
- A board outside the house read 'No Parking in front of the gate. If you are a loud-speaker, read the first sentence by flipping letter P'
- Hope a spanner could fix all the loose, 'nuts'. #Pun
- An orthodox mother said to her daughter "Do not low-wear your standards by wearing revealing clothes. "
- My friend asked me, which day she should have sex to bear a baby boy. I said 'Son'day!
- Yearly nerd catches the book-worm :-D
- Most politicians will lose all their money when they bancorrupt #bankrupt
- Deciding to work out or not, is your life and your weigh ;)
- My cousin wanted to get a pencil from a stationery shop. I wonder, which shop moves from one place to another. (barring location shifts)
- Love hurts? Obviously! When you 'FALL' in love, what do you expect?
- How does one auto rickshaw driver help the other auto driver whose auto has run out of fuel?He 'Toe's the other auto. #Bangalore (only people who have seen such a situation can understand. I think.)
- Marriage stands if 'i mar rage' most of the time #Anagram
- Wear helmet or be ready for a 'hell meet'
- If you sit in an auto rickshaw, you are bound to receive an 'auto-prick-shock' caused by the protruding springs in the seat :D #Bangalore
- Hubby watching the cricket match, explains 'test matches are real 'test' of patience and endurance. And I think 'whose?
All the above tweets are copywrited to @spicy_words.
You might have read one or two tweets. That is because, sometimes, when I comment on a post, that tweet-material would have flashed to me.