Hither and Twitter

This is a peek into another window of my world - Twitter. Selected tweets. My favorites. I thought, you may like a few of them. 

1. Lying to your girl friend? Two results are possible. You are excused Or Your ex-cussed.
   
   
2. Love at first sight? Why not? If it is a big plot in a posh locality?

3. No point in accusing someone of being biased. Every human being on this earth is bi-assed.
4. What is 69? Inverted Kama?
   
   
5. My husband and I exactly opposite in every-way possible! Even when it comes to love, He loves me, and I love him!
   
   
6. Birth and Death are the only realities of life, All other incidents in-between are reel-ties.
   
   
7. Seasons of earth changes because of revolution. Seasons at home changes because of rotation of wife's brain :P
   
   
8. What is Loose motion? The condition in which waste disposal unit of the body disposes waste from both outlets in liquid state #Chemistry
   
   
9. Girls Beware! One inch addition to your perfect figure, you may end up losing curves. 36-25-36 are perfect squares!
   
   
10. Husband said you are my sweety pie.. I am wondering.. Can numbers be tasted? π (Pi) #Math #geeky
    
    
11. How I wish I was a serial killer.. There wouldn't have been mindless emotional drama running over thousands of episodes.
    
    
12. If Salman Khan is put in jail, the Khaidi number plate will be attached to his Chaddi! #Shirtless
    
    
13. A board outside the house read 'No Parking in front of the gate. If you are a loud-speaker, read the first sentence by flipping letter P'
    
    
14. Hope a spanner could fix all the loose, 'nuts'. #Pun
    
    
15. An orthodox mother said to her daughter "Do not low-wear your standards by wearing revealing clothes. "
    
    
16. My friend asked me, which day she should have sex to bear a baby boy. I said 'Son'day!
    
    
17. Yearly nerd catches the book-worm :-D
    
    
18. Most politicians will lose all their money when they bancorrupt #bankrupt
    
    
19. Deciding to work out or not, is your life and your weigh ;)
    
    
20. My cousin wanted to get a pencil from a stationery shop. I wonder, which shop moves from one place to another. (barring location shifts)
    
    
21. Love hurts? Obviously! When you 'FALL' in love, what do you expect?
    
    
22. How does one auto rickshaw driver help the other auto driver whose auto has run out of fuel?
    He 'Toe's the other auto. #Bangalore (only people who have seen such a situation can understand. I think.)
    
    
23. Marriage stands if 'i mar rage' most of the time #Anagram
    
    
24. Wear helmet or be ready for a 'hell meet'
    
    
25. If you sit in an auto rickshaw, you are bound to receive an 'auto-prick-shock' caused by the protruding springs in the seat :D #Bangalore
    
    
26. Hubby watching the cricket match, explains 'test matches are real 'test' of patience and endurance. And I think 'whose?

All the above tweets are copywrited to @spicy_words. 

You might have read one or two tweets. That is because, sometimes, when I comment on a post, that tweet-material would have flashed to me.