Ki(n)dling
Sahana Rao
Monday, June 20, 2011
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My hubby’s cousin and family had come down from UAE. The family included my hubby’s cousin and two children. We had been to the airport to pick him up. On the way back I engaged a 4 year boy in the conversation. Here is a piece. (I should rather call a master-piece)
What is who?
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Putta: is the 4 year kid. This is a nick name used in kannada to address a small boy.
Atte: is maama’s wife.
Maama: is maama :-D
Taata: any elderly man
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Scene 1:
The kid was extraordinarily intelligent. His level of conversation had already illustrated that. I thought, “Let me kindle him”
Me: Putta... that is a bike! (I showed him a scooter)Me: That is a bus.Kid: Hmmm...A bike zoomed byKid: Atte.. See.. the lorry is crossing speed limits!Me: <Mouth zipped shut! >
Scene 2:
He saw a direction sign board. He turned towards me, patted my chin and asked.
“Atte… Look at that sign board, it shows upwards direction to go to a place; we will go to heaven like taata if we go up. Isn’t it?”
:-D Though, I laughed, I explained the reason to him. He did appear to be convinced.
Scene 3:
One of the tyres ran flat, so hubby changed that in 10 minutes (yusss yusss with my help) we resumed the drive.
Kid: We could not face any problem because you had one backup wheel for the car, isn’t it maama?BH: YesKid: Atte helped you while putting back the tyre.BH: Yes. I did thank her in front of you.Kid: Yes. But, What if atte dies? You also should have back up no? (Why didn’t he think about me? Boys are boys :D)BH: I don’t have permission boss! ( Winking at me )
Scene 4:
On reaching home,
He suggested my ‘toothless’ grand-mother (who had come home to visit me) to drink horlicks. It seems she will get her teeth back!
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Now you know, who got kindled?
Update: I haven't got enough time with the permission seeker!