In a buffet lunch today, my veggie friend got skeptical about the salad she had put in her plate. And she asked the waiter to confirm that it was a veg dish.
Friend: What is this? (Holding out a reddish-white piece in her hand)
Waiter: Rabbit madam.
Friend: ??!!**%^#%!! (What questions must have run through her mind)
Waiter: Sorry Madam, it is Raa, Rabb, Radish…